I'm having a party at my house tonight... I won't be online. I might turn my IGNORE LINE on, but for some reason so many of you don't get the concept - I'm not going to talk to you losers!!! I'm letting you listen to me having a blast while IGNORING YOUR ASS!!
Obviously this line isn't for everyone... so don't call looking for a conversation ;)
Your extension on 1-800-TO-FLIRT
Today's wishlist presents.... Thanks Riley and Loser Mike from Chicago ;)