he said the more I layer on.. the more he will pay.. ok whatever... easy enough.. well Ryan if you're for real.. you're gonna have to buy a few more because I don't own any;)
No cucumbers in my salad today ;)
I told Loser Mark (the pastry fucker) it was time to come up with something new.... he's humped his toilet, multiple pastries, most of the menu at Mickey D's, his couch, Marshmallow Fluff, etc...
I said if he wanted to call I was doubling the rate and he had to spend the morning in his wife's thong....
Today before our call.. he sent this email:
and that's exactly what he did... when the NF call connected... he started on the cucumber -- put it in the microwaved for 15 seconds, grabbed some lube, and ran up to his bedroom to stick it in between his box spring and mattress and went to town on that poor cucumber LOL