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Banana Creamed

Loser Mark.. is that you?

Mark's next adventure....
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SEXUALITY: Heterosexual
TITLE: Banana Creamed

By far my favorite technique is to slip my rock hard cock inside a banana peel and pretend I am in a nice juicy, tight pussy. I take great pleasure in shopping for my special bananas. I make sure they are not too ripe and the girth and length are just right for my shaft. When I first started buying the bananas, I would end up buying them to small and my stiff cock would bust open the sides of the peel. I also learned to buy only 4-6 bananas at a time, which is 2 days worth for me, because if they get too ripe, the walls of the peel will not hold up to my rythmic pumping. When it is time to pleasure myself, I cut the end of the banana off at the top using a sharp knife and carefully remove the banana from the peel. I have tried butter knives, chop sticks, and straws to remove the banana. I have found through experimentation that a tupperware plastic orange peeler works best, because it easily removes the banana and doesn't pierce the sides of the peel. Once I have my banana pussy prepared I'll lay on my bed and slowly slip my cock into it. The feeling is fantastic. The banana left over in the peel makes an awesome lubrication. I was really surprised at just how slippery it was my first time. I like to use the Stop and Go technique as I pump my banana pussy. I have have never cummed so good!!! Try it. You won't be disappointed.


( 5 comments — Leave a comment )
Dec. 5th, 2009 01:56 am (UTC)
hey Buddy----buy yourself a fleshlight at fleshlight.com, once you do, you'll forget your banana peels forever!
Dec. 6th, 2009 12:24 am (UTC)
I know quite a few of you lose your minds over that thing.. but NO FLESHLIGHT for Loser Mark...he only gets to cum when completely humiliating himself;)
Dec. 6th, 2009 01:03 am (UTC)
this is SUCH a cute entry...Loser Mark, i would LUV to suck your banana! (giggle)
Dec. 7th, 2009 02:33 am (UTC)
Re: omg
no thanks...u fuckin loser
Dec. 7th, 2009 03:28 am (UTC)
Re: omg
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