Loser Mark called earlier...on his way home from work.  He knew he had to stop somewhere to humiliate himself...  this time it was a gas station where he went in and bought Hostess Sno balls.... while I was on the phone with him, he asked where the rest room was and I'm sure you know what's coming....  The Always Truely Pathetic Loser humped the marshmallow cake...and ate it!
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On one of my calls earlier tonight     I answered... and the caller didn't say anything.. so I said  hello...  hello?? a few times  and "he" didn't answer, but I could hear him breathing...    I wasn't in the mood to deal with him,  so I put it on speaker and sat it down on my desk and continued chatting with one of my friends on Yahoo.  A few minutes later we got the "1 minute warning" and I thought he would hang up, but he didn't...  he added money!  LOL   About 10 minutes into the call he finally hung up.  I've had callers before ask to pay me to ignore them, it happens often, but all this guy did was breath into the phone occasionally.