belladaisy22xo (belladaisy22xo) wrote,
belladaisy22xo
belladaisy22xo

The best $1.07 he ever spent ;)
 

Loser Mark called me on his way home from work... he was so excited to get to McDonald's.  I couldn't help but laugh at him when he got stuck in traffic.  He came up over a hill... said he could see the golden arches...just a hundred yards away...and then....traffic stopped LOL.  So he had to sit there for 20 minutes, not moving, while I teased him for being such a loser.   When he got to the drive thru I made him ask for a "hot, juicy, double cheeseburger" and tell the cashier how he couldn't wait to get that "hot, juicy burger".   Not sure they ever saw someone so excited for a nasty burger.   Of course you know by now what happened next... I think the Pastry Fucker lasted about 30 seconds with  that cheesy mess wrapped around his loser dick.

Oh..Loser Mark pointed out that I've mentioned 1HB serving me for almost 7 years now, but I haven't given him credit for calling me the past 6 years (5 loyaly).  Well Mark.. let's celebrate that at $10/minute for me and a big tub of Marshmallow Fluff for you ;) 

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