Angry Andrew already called me today.. "Hi, this is Andrew, the guy who hates you"...it was around noon, so I enjoyed teasing him, pointing out that even in the middle of the day- when he's completely sober - he still can't resist calling and giving me more of his money.
Last night I had a new caller "Mo", he said he found me on YouTube..and then he didn't say much else.....now as awesome as I am, I'm not a mind reader...I wasn't sure which direction to take the call in.. so I went for one of my favorites...Raise the Rate:) I figured he'd either be into it.. or just hang up and not call back. I started out slow - just raised it by a dollar to see what he did.. sure enough he called right back..so then I moved on to $6, $8, and $10/min as I told him how I deserve his money. I ended up taking $325 from him. I kept making him stare at the pics of me holding money with a big smile on my face...because after all boys...you're money belongs in my hands.
I filled up My Pet Jay's shopping cart online at Victoria's Secret and let him buy me $200 worth of pretty bras and panties...then I had him pick up the Crest Whitestrips off my wishlist.