david here, filthy ped perv, dude with an obsession for rail journeys last time we spoke.. whatdyamean, 'You've never heard of me?!?!?!?'... guess i could never amount to much in Princess Donna's World, in comparision to the neeedy obsession that You generally rock & rule my libido universe.. thing with.
ayway, the reason i am writing: am sleep deprived, horny as hell, and haven't resisted the bad, bad urge to gaze at Your 'tired & broke' photo, cast iron boner in my pants, without even touching. Like some young, forlorn dawg who's just had his knackers lopped off & generally has no idea what has happened, or why, or how.
V.sad, i am aware - but not necessarily without entertainment for You.
After the tiny tribute i am sending with this mail i have $70 measly $$s in my niteflirt account.* Maybe Princess Donna would like to see how much She could coax out of me, while i'm overtired, lacking concentration, vulnerable [that's enough to be starting with]. Clue: will pay $$ for my silly scribbles to be left out of Your blog.
Man, You're going to be reading this & thinking 'Just too Easy.' If Donna has better things to do, then no hard feelings... apart from the tentpole raging in my midriff.
* = don't know why i am confessing this. It's rubbish.
--- I was really busy on NF and didn't get a chance to reply -- so he called later in the night and we spoke for an hour. When his $70 ran out what could he do??.... add more of course;)
((he mentioned again he doesn't want to me mentioned in my journal - because it's exciting, but humiliating - so I told him I wouldn't)) When the call ended I started sending him pay-to-view emails ranging from $10 - $25 each.
Maybe it'd amuse You, almost as much as it'd sexually thrill me, to let me know the $$$ amount You've taken l'il pervy me for [so far] tonight?
$20 pay-to-view: Oh I'm definitely amused... you spent $110 on the call - then $124 on emails... oops, make that $144 because you just paid $20 to read this! lol---
i am too pished to work it out :o(
Driven to mental incapacity [ott, sor-ree] by Donna
ThankYou Dea Donna for telling me the exact dollar amount of my servile slavery to You,
i just saved a picture of the thrall-inducing shoes that Loser Mark brought for You [Jan 17th, Your blog], onto my hard drive. Without permission. Am properly drunk. In certain areas of Europe they ply dogs & mokeys with alcohol, and watch the hilarious consequences. This is cruel, and i do not like.. but with peter-pulling submissives, even i can see the hilariously bad.
i can't type. If i call, i'll be delerious & You'll think i'm a mentalist. i'm paying $20 for a couple of lines of Princess typing, hanging on Your every word like an idiot. i should be angry, but i am more drunk. Maybe deep in my subconscious, the dream of Donna butt-shot drives me on like a madman. + a vestige of idiot pride doesn't want me to 'wimpout.' Sap.
drunk david xx
$20 PPV: Oh feel free to call back... you're VERY amusing... the things you come up with! lol
So he called back for another hour... I can't really tell you what we talked about because most of the time I couldn't understand him - between his accent, and how certain words mean different things in America and the UK, oh and the fact that he was hammered...lol I do remember the call ended when he realized he was going on and on about Italian furniture and cars though. lol Oh course I just let him keep talking...it was very entertaining;)
When the call ended he wrote another email:
$20 PPV: I
read your email.. the feedback you were planning on leaving is very funny. (((he already left 3 that night - so couldn't leave more feedback))
What's also funny is the way you went on and on about couches and cars and I couldn't understand most of it... yet... I let you keep talking because it was sooo entertaining.
so what will it be... a cold shower or another beer?
Cold shower, I regret...
no, this was sarcastic mischief feedback only - incidentally, i'm not being obstinate, but the feedback bit on myaccount isn't working at the moment. Honest. i've tried twice. Will sleep & think of something domani.
drunk is just very embarrasing. Reduced to geriatric 'i can't get passed 3/4-mast.' Priceless. At least i didn't turn into an agressive drunk, railing on about the injustices committed against my football team, or some such,
drunken docile for Donna,
He emailed me the next night:
Thank goodness also You're offline, otherwise, i'd enter el danger zone.
Just wanted to send quick needy request: can't get my forlorn fetish freakon by reading Priness Donna blog. Now have the notion that i'd really like to see, just 1 liner, like, nonchalant kind of: "oh and by the way, i took dave for $<enter $$$ amount>$ aswell."..
$20 PPV: I'm going to write about you...
hmmm I wonder how any details I should include;)
((I haven't had a chance to update my journal lately --- so he sent another email today)))
just 1 line. Though ultimately it's up to You, whatever's best on Your blog.
Reminder to self: never write Donna just before going to work. Was a late one, i get home to read that my personal drunken Donna freakon might be posted up everywhere. While i should have an anger thing going on about this, i don't - but however knackered i am, i don't feel like sleeping. Have to be up in about six hours to finish off some other work i was doing yesterday. Wow.
Up to You though,
Almost $500. later....
$20 PPV: I couldn't help it...
how could I write...Just 1 line?? ;)